You don't love me, big fucking deal, I'm never gonna tell you how I feel.
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong