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You don't love me, big fucking deal, I'm never gonna tell you how I feel.

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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sketchprincess:

imgonnamakeachange:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

aw looks like fozzi bear

Omfg poor baby

sketchprincess:

imgonnamakeachange:

stunningpicture:

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…ಠ_ಠ

aw looks like fozzi bear

Omfg poor baby

whisperinqs:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar